Seriously!

I work with many professional, well-educated men. These men have families and wives. Some hold several degrees, have succeeded in many careers, and are valuable assets to our school. Why is it then, that with so much that skill and talent that they possess, can they not avoid PEEING ON THE SEAT?!?! WTF?!?! It's not like the bowl has a small opening, or even that you can't lift up the seat. You can't tell me that you are so busy that you can't A) pick up the seat or B) wipe up after yourself. Do we have to leave Cheerio targets in the bowl? I mean, I hover for a reason, it's so I don't have to clean up after you before I go, (and believe me, hovering is a lot harder than the straight shot that you have!) So please, for the love of all things sanitary, clean up your spray! Thank you.