Thursday, January 15, 2009

Your MOM is honest!

This is the second or third time I've been tagged for that "Honesty" thing, so I figured I'd better do it now.

So now I have to write ten random honest things about myself then tag seven other people who blog. This should be interesting since I have like two whole readers on here.

Here's my ten:

One - Around Christmastime when I has six, maybe seven, my mom told me to leave the Christmas lights on the tree alone. She told me that every year. This time I didn't listen and I went to plug them in. I must have been touching the metal of the plug because then I felt a poweful zap and saw everything in skeleton vision (ya know, like in cartoons when a character gets electrocuted). How much does that explain about me! Oh, and I don't think I ever told her. The currents through my body was enough to keep me from doing it again. I didn't need to be yelled at.

Two - Sometimes at night, especially if everyone else is asleep already, I still have to take a flying leap from the middle of my room to my bed so the monsters underneath can't grab me. I also have to sleep with my fingers and toes under a pillow or blankets so said monsters won't eat them while I slumber.

Three - I HATE being in school. I love teaching. I hate studenting. (I have an English degree. I can make up words.)

Four - I loathe drivers from Oregon. The speed limit is 65 buddy!!!

Five - I regret giving up choir. I know one is supposed to live life without regrets, but I was happiest when I was singing and I never should have given it up. Karaoke's just not the same.

Six - I spend way too much time driving and on the computer - not simultaneously of course.

Seven - I refuse to drink the water at work because I am convinced that I will be the next one to be knocked up. Seriously.

Eight - Sometimes while driving to work I space out for miles and can't remember the drive from the levee to the freeway. It really freaks me out when I do this in the fog.

Nine - I recently started going back to church and love it. I don't know why I stopped going for so long.

Ten - My favorite place to go is the beach. When I die, I want to be scattered at the beach. Beach location to be determined at a later date.

These seven people need to do their own list now. You're welcome!

1. Kyle
2. Jenn
3. Nichole
4. Joel
5. Lindsay
6. Jaime
7. Deanna



4 comments:

  1. I totally do the "monsters are gonna get me" dash when it's dark and I have to go out to the laundry room. It doesn't help that I have to walk past big banks of windows that look out onto a scary, dark backyard on the way to the freaking garage.

    The whole time I'm thinking "don't look out the window. don't look out the window."

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  2. 1. I honestly dont think people like me- I am so stoked when people call me their friend!

    2. I am a bisexual Christian and that is so freakin hard for people to understand!

    3. I also- am scared of monsters- well pretty much anything in the dark. I think its because Im nearsighted.

    4. I still have a huge crush on my husband after 10 years- people think that is weird so I dont tell them

    5. um- I pick my nose!

    6. I only brush my teeth once a day- Im very transparrent its hard for me to find things about myself people dont know!

    7. I need a tummy tuck desperatly

    8. man this is hard. I like to watch Hannah Montana. even without my kids!

    9. I emptied out my moms bag of hash when I was little and put in something from the spice cabinet- dont know what it was tho-

    10. I still dont know if Corrinne means me when she says Jenn!

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  3. Oh, wait. I know who you are. While you weren't the Jenn I meant, you're probably the only one that will reply, so YAY!! :) I think it's great that you still have a crush on your hubby after so long.

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